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Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Maybelline's Colossally Chaotic Mascara


Fashion trends have influenced pop culture in so many ways over the last couple decades. Whether it was having "The Rachel" haircut in the 90s or making over sized nerdy glasses fashionable (thanks by the way), fashion has always had a home in pop culture.

What baffles me is that In 1905 the first airplane flew, in 1969 Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and today my phone is also my book reader, game console, calculator, compass, notebook, web browser among MANY other things. Yet makeup companies still can't figure out how to make non-clumpy mascara. 

If anybody has yet to see Maybelline's new mascara line, here it is.


That's right, "chaotic" (aka: clumpy) eyelashes are now the new trend released by the makeup companies who were too lazy to solve their own mascara problems. Don't have time to spend separating your lashes? No worries, just clump them all together and call it a day. Who cares if it looks like you only have four eyelashes and you have been wearing your mascara for months. You're trendy now!

Nice try Maybelline. This "chaotic" lash trend will soon be a thing of the past. You know, like back in the past when TyPiNg LiKe ThIs WaS ConSiDeReD CoOl. 

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